It's homemade fermented cabbage on a pizza. Jail or no?

by Eddiebanani

33 Comments

  1. Top-Storm7362

    In my head I was like cream cheese and blueberry

    Could be good but after reading
    Nah man jail!

  2. Dear_Tangerine444

    Yes.

    If any type of cabbage whether it’s, raw, pickled or fermented, touches a pizza it’s a crime. In fact it’s a major atrocity. International manhunt time. Leave no stone unturned. Hen house, outhouse, farm house etc etc, find this monster!

  3. Embarrassed-Display3

    Rotkraut is delicious, and I bet the sweetness (if that’s how this was made) and vinegar goes very nicely with the dough. If it had more red sauce I’d be worried about that clash, but looks tasty enough to try to me.

    I would have recommended more of a white sauce or olive oil base, but no crime IMHO

  4. StrictMathematician8

    Straight to jail sir.

    ![gif](giphy|o0pzviHOcqABa)

  5. I love cabbage so no. Guys seriously grill some cabbage and dip it in hummus. 😩

  6. B17BAWMER

    No more a crime than pineapple on pizza. I would give it a light sentence

  7. Fun_Intention9846

    That looks amazing. Nice air in the crust too.

  8. The base looks a bit crap, but no problem with the topping.

    Not guilty

  9. Ah yeah, let me get some fart lettuce on my pizza – extra spicy.

  10. OldTimeEddie

    Is it just pickled cabbage? If so that’s straight to jail!. If not it depends on other toppings.

  11. Cadillac16Concept

    Would probably result in something closer to a Flammkuchen but I would definitely try it

  12. barontaint

    I’ve had kimchi and sauerkraut on pizza before, in the right topping combo it’s pretty damn tasty

  13. Sverker_Wolffang

    Is it just me, or does it look like a covenant banshee in that last picture?

  14. TheMoonMint

    If it’s a crime, it certainly doesn’t look naughty.

  15. No_Definition2246

    Thick pizza == salty cake … change my mind.
    (I look at you – US pomodoro cakes)

  16. DnDnPizza

    At first I thought it was the skin of a red onion which would be a crime because that is not the edible part, but cabbage is good. Prolly needs to be cooked separately before baking it on the pizza, which most ingredients don’t really need. 9/10 not a crime

  17. stuffcrow

    Fml I thought this was tarantula or something for a minute before I read your caption.

    Never thought of doing this but fuck yeah I’m on board, will definitely be giving it a go.

  18. Red cabbage? That probably is dank with the right accompanying toppings.

  19. lydiardbell

    Innocent! While this is unconventional I bet it would be effing delicious.

  20. Militant_Theist

    I’d give this pizza a life sentence. To maximum security in my gut.

  21. DangerBerry_SpiceCo

    Looks questionable but anything can be good. There’s something I know wouldn’t be good (to me) But I’d try this once.

  22. Odd-Bar1558

    11/10 Cabbage is basically good with most everything.

  23. RecipeShmecipe

    Not guilty, but I feel like it needs more than just the cabbage. Maybe some sausage or gochujang pork

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